watermelonshake

i was reading tabas latest post. it was entitled "why men are happier" i commented: Vanity is one word that most men don’t know but it is absolutely this word that describes them… i told him that the list he has posted were vague things that they see on women.

i also sent him a mail about my contradictions on the given list.... im also posting a copy for this blog...

· our last name stays put :) - some cultures are not practicing this

· chocolate is just another snack - who says chocolate is a meal?

· we can wear T-shirts in a water park - women can wear too.

· we can wear no shirt to a water park - but can you wear 2 pc and show all the curves on your body?

· wrinkles add character - then y is it that majority of vicky bellos clients for face lifting are men… anonymous men for that matter

· people never stare at our chest when they're talking to us - because theres nothing to stare at…

· a five-day vacation requires only one backpack - I know a lot of men who brings their whole closet for a 3 day vacation…

· we will never be pregnant - you will never have the chance to experience the essence of giving life.. how fulfilling it is….

· we don't get monthly bad trips - everybody experiences bad trips

· we can open all of our jars - huh?

· we don't get to wear napkins - but arent you curious what it feels like?

· we can grow a mustache - we can if we want too

· it's okay if we get to consume a bucket of chicken - of course its ok… especially when we are hungry

· we can fix ourselves in 30 seconds - are you sure??? 30 seconds? I dont think so…

· we play better gunbound (nyahahahahahaha! :p) - this I cannot relate

· lastly, the world is our urinal! - this very yacky…. It smells really bad and yet you are proud of it…how come?